Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Megatron says, "Do a shot, pussy!"
"push it real good."
4th of July Cake
You'll never take me alive!
"Our friend decided to move away. We didn't agree with his decision."
Cunnilingus with a plastic fork.
"This is the kind of cake you get when your friend's mom owns a sex shop." Your friend must be thrilled.
Blowing on the candles won't work, try popping the cartridge up and down really quick.
Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you.
Mom didn't appreciate the mother's day cake I got her.
Mmmmm the cake tastes like garbage. It's perfect!
A 2'' long penis with 1 ball.
After you have the munchies, you eat the bong.
Somewhere in this cake, we've buried beer can tab. Whoever finds it gets a prize!
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.