Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz" picture Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz"

Not sure I want this candy.

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
Castle Made of Starburst picture Castle Made of Starburst

There must be a big pile of starburst wrappers just out of the frame.

| Be the first to comment! | May 11, 2012
Canned Snickers in Tomato Sauce picture Canned Snickers in Tomato Sauce

It's convenient, but it doesn't taste nearly as good as home made Snickers in tomato sauce.

| Be the first to comment! | May 03, 2012
Kit Kat Attack Ad video Kit Kat Attack Ad

Don't give them a break.

| 6 comments | April 16, 2012
Mom Sends "Diabeetus Kit" Care Package picture Mom Sends "Diabeetus Kit" Care Package

Keep your grades as high as your blood sugar.

| 2 comments | April 12, 2012
Welsh Lady Ass Fudge picture Welsh Lady Ass Fudge

This stuff is the shit.

| 1 comment | March 27, 2012
Arrested Development Gobstoppers picture Arrested Development Gobstoppers

"Has anyone in this family ever seen a Gobstopper?"

| Be the first to comment! | March 05, 2012
Street Artist Makes Caramel Dragon Lollipop video Street Artist Makes Caramel Dragon Lollipop

"You can't eat that, kid. It belongs in a museum."

| 6 comments | February 15, 2012
Skittles Hairdo picture Skittles Hairdo

Wear the rainbow.

| 1 comment | January 26, 2012
Magic Japanese Candy video Magic Japanese Candy

Honestly, I'd be freaked out if their candy was normal.

| 14 comments | November 29, 2011
82-Year-Old Tries Pop Rocks for the First Time video 82-Year-Old Tries Pop Rocks for the First Time

Next up on the world's easiest bucket list: take a nap.

| 6 comments | November 23, 2011
Nerds Candy picture Nerds Candy
| 2 comments | October 31, 2011
Five Classic Halloween Tricks article Five Classic Halloween Tricks
| 31 comments | October 31, 2011
Halloween: Then and Now article Halloween: Then and Now
| 46 comments | October 27, 2011
Candy Machine Fire Alarm picture Candy Machine Fire Alarm

So delicious your ears will ring for days.

| 6 comments | October 20, 2011
2-Year-Old Eats Sour Toxic Waste Candy video 2-Year-Old Eats Sour Toxic Waste Candy

It's all fun and games until she gets superpowers.

| 14 comments | September 22, 2011
Pedophile on Grocery Store Aisle Sign picture Pedophile on Grocery Store Aisle Sign

Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment.

| 23 comments | September 19, 2011
Candy Machine Fire Alarm picture Candy Machine Fire Alarm

Is this black stuff sprayed on my arm candy?

| 6 comments | June 20, 2011
Bubblegum Bubble in a Bubble in a Bubble video Bubblegum Bubble in a Bubble in a Bubble

Mustn't... make... Inception joke...

| 20 comments | May 19, 2011
Gummy Bear Sink picture Gummy Bear Sink

Now with Fluoride.

| 4 comments | April 18, 2011