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Candy Labeled "Where the Jizz Izz"
Not sure I want this candy.
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Castle Made of Starburst
There must be a big pile of starburst wrappers just out of the frame.
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Canned Snickers in Tomato Sauce
It's convenient, but it doesn't taste nearly as good as home made Snickers in tomato sauce.
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Kit Kat Attack Ad
Don't give them a break.
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Mom Sends "Diabeetus Kit" Care Package
Keep your grades as high as your blood sugar.
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Welsh Lady Ass Fudge
This stuff is the shit.
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Arrested Development Gobstoppers
"Has anyone in this family ever seen a Gobstopper?"
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Street Artist Makes Caramel Dragon Lollipop
"You can't eat that, kid. It belongs in a museum."
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Skittles Hairdo
Wear the rainbow.
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Magic Japanese Candy
Honestly, I'd be freaked out if their candy was normal.
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82-Year-Old Tries Pop Rocks for the First Time
Next up on the world's easiest bucket list: take a nap.
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Candy Machine Fire Alarm
So delicious your ears will ring for days.
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2-Year-Old Eats Sour Toxic Waste Candy
It's all fun and games until she gets superpowers.
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Pedophile on Grocery Store Aisle Sign
Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment.
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Candy Machine Fire Alarm
Is this black stuff sprayed on my arm candy?
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Bubblegum Bubble in a Bubble in a Bubble
Mustn't... make... Inception joke...
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Gummy Bear Sink
Now with Fluoride.


