Always remember, two hands on the wheel at all times.
"Well, you see, officer, I was trying to build my own monorail."
TaxiCop: "Paid in Full." Coming to CW this Fall.
I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty.
When you're blind and limbless, that's close enough.
That sounds like one hell of a church.
The best insurance policy is honesty.
Smart Cars trying to look cool is like a nerdy kid growing a beard -- it hides nothing! NERD!
...and you have no continues remaining.
It's for the best. He was nearly in last place. Better that he break all his bones now than find out he's going to lose at the finish line.
Queer as Volkswagen.
Unfortunately the Escalade just transforms a lot of money into gas.
And a full case of beer for the wackiest ride home from a dealership you've ever had.