Picture "My grocery list has carrots and pineapple on it, but I only have enough room in my cart for one more item!"
Picture If you were to to rank vegetables based on how phallic they are, carrot would come right after zucchini but before cabbage.
Picture "Found this one in my parents garden after my dad put a whole shit load of manure on it, the carrot went nuts. Fucking best carrot picture ever."
Picture Man, you should have seen what they were up to, like, five minutes after this picture was taken.