Tag: Carrot

A New Meaning to Carrot Top Picture A New Meaning to Carrot Top
Billboard Placement Lines Up Giant Carrot with Butt Picture Billboard Placement Lines Up Giant Carrot with Butt
There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man. Picture There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man.
She's no Playboy Bunny, but she'll do. Picture She's no Playboy Bunny, but she'll do.
Hungry Hungry Hamster Video Hungry Hungry Hamster
Less cute when you know his owner is just fattening him up. Picture Less cute when you know his owner is just fattening him up.
"My grocery list has carrots and pineapple on it, but I only have enough room in my cart for one more item!" Picture "My grocery list has carrots and pineapple on it, but I only have enough room in my cart for one more item!"
If you were to to rank vegetables based on how phallic they are, carrot would come right after zucchini but before cabbage. Picture If you were to to rank vegetables based on how phallic they are, carrot would come right after zucchini but before cabbage.
CARROT FIGHT!!! Picture CARROT FIGHT!!!
It's hard to tell who is enjoying it the most, but I suspect it's the carrot. Picture It's hard to tell who is enjoying it the most, but I suspect it's the carrot.
"Only in the South." Picture "Only in the South."
That's like a human eating a 3 pound sausage whole. Picture That's like a human eating a 3 pound sausage whole.
"Ouch! Careful with that peeler!" Picture "Ouch! Careful with that peeler!"
This carrot looks so much like a person it's crazy. Picture This carrot looks so much like a person it's crazy.
"Found this one in my parents garden after my dad put a whole shit load of manure on it, the carrot went nuts. Fucking best carrot picture ever." Picture "Found this one in my parents garden after my dad put a whole shit load of manure on it, the carrot went nuts. Fucking best carrot picture ever."
"I found this on ebay....a carrot with a vagina??" Picture "I found this on ebay....a carrot with a vagina??"
Man, you should have seen what they were up to, like, five minutes after this picture was taken. Picture Man, you should have seen what they were up to, like, five minutes after this picture was taken.
I'd eat it. Picture I'd eat it.