Get your paws off her.
I guess I'm a cat person then.
Nice kitty. Don't you steal my soul, now.
Sometimes I think you're repulsed by even the idea of touching me.
So close yet so impossible.
Holy bat, Catman!
And now for sports, I'm going to throw it over to this dumb cat.
She got the paws like Jagger.
This was just out of his League.
Stop staring at her cat, gawsh you're so rude.
Must be Grumpy Cat's emotionally unstable cousin.
He's as sensitive as a flower and as fierce as a lion.
He can smell your fear.
If you have to buy one more CD ever. This is it.
Sure, sure, it was an "accident".