"Cat" Video (Page 8)

Don't sh*t where you eat. Or do.

I can haz bootyful voice?

Awww, he thinks he's worthless.

"No, Doctor, I have no idea what may have caused Mittens to have 13 heart attacks."

It's made of clay, which comes from the earth. So who cares if this cat likes pot?

Jerry better thank his lucky stars he never had to deal with cats this agile.

Pardon my ignorance, but would he attend a "meowsque" or a "mouseque?"

So was the whole thing just a cat?

"No, not your paws! Use the zapper! Ugh, I'm taking you back to the shelter."

Quit kitten yourself, this is a fight you'll never win.

"How old are you meow?"

"Mittens! You were supposed to be my wingcat."

PAWesome cat-ch!

"Mr. Whiskers, are you trying to seduce me?"

The thing is, this cat traveled in time from the year 1746, so he's amazed by anything electronic.

To be fair, who doesn't love a butt rub?

"Meeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww" (try to imagine in a really deep cat voice).

I'd feel bad, but he honestly didn't even try.

Cats are so dumb. I bet they can't even do math.

He's just having a hard time figuring out what's real and what's a manifestation of his subconscious these days.