Picture And then Morgan Freeman attempted to "swan dive into the best night of his life" and shattered his femur.
Picture Look buddy. If you want to get famous on the internet now, you're going to need at least six rainbows.
Picture "Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that I'll look pretty damn good... in 30 years?!
Picture For an extra fee, a trainer will verbally harass you about your race, gender, and religion all the while degrading your status as a human being.
Picture "Jesus Allison this is off-centered again! This is the last time we let you take a picture ever--oh ok now I see what you did there."
Picture Sadly, the spill of precious Hayden Panettieres has been grossly overlooked thanks to the BP disaster.