Moral of the story: don't throw YouTube-insult-stones from an illegally parked car.
I'm on the edge, of barfing.
Corn Pops is essentially meth for kids, anyway.
Unsurprisingly, these characters are actually all better dates than Ashton Kutcher.
First step: tell people you're a celebrity. Second step: do absolutely nothing.
He'll do anything if you chant "Bill" long enough.
It's OK. She was playing for charity.
This only made it more awkward when Anderson Cooper asked if he could kiss her at midnight.