Recent "Chase" Stuff

Well you know what they say about fishermen and sheep: nothing.

From PETSAMI

He's used to getting what he wants, especially in the soul department.

From ANDREGONCHARENKO2

From this day on, he had chicken for every meal.

From Lastnamehawes

That's how I want to die: bloodied and broken under hundreds of adowable wittle paws!

From Mandachele

Maybe if Wes Welker spent less time filming commercials, he would have caught that ball.

So intense, it makes 2 Fast 2 Furious look like 1 Fast 1 Furious.

From JonathanBruner182

"What a dumb ani--Hey, look at that dot!"

Hey, it's like my favorite fable. Except there's no tortoise, and dogs try to eat the hare.

Nobody rolls through a stop sign in his neighborhood.

Slow and steady kills everything.

All they had to do was tie the treat to his tail and starve him for 3 days.

If only someone had some kind of giant stick to lure them away. What are those called? Oh yeah, trees.

Good thing criminals prefer walking.

Don't you get it?! The woman in the steamroller represents Western aggression! The naked motorcycle people are just naked motorcycle people, though.

Mario kills hundreds of animals to save one girl and we call Bowser the villain. Think about it.