Tag: Chinese Food

Chinese Food Menu Has Gotten a Hannibal Lecter Makeover Picture Chinese Food Menu Has Gotten a Hannibal Lecter Makeover
Thank You Letter to Jewish People Picture Thank You Letter to Jewish People
Chinese Food Costume Picture Chinese Food Costume
Chinese Restaurant Sends Mixed Messages Picture Chinese Restaurant Sends Mixed Messages
Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support. Picture Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.
Hey, if the General Tso's "Chicken" is good I've got no further questions. Picture Hey, if the General Tso's "Chicken" is good I've got no further questions.
A temple? Diarrhea? Picture A temple? Diarrhea?
Sorry, we can't help other animals. Just delicious delicious cats. Picture Sorry, we can't help other animals. Just delicious delicious cats.
How can this NOT be a laxative? Picture How can this NOT be a laxative?
"This box of Chinese takeout spent a month in the fridge, then two weeks on the kitchen counter." Picture "This box of Chinese takeout spent a month in the fridge, then two weeks on the kitchen counter."
They kill it, we grill it. Picture They kill it, we grill it.
Yuck, algae. Picture Yuck, algae.
If you don't finish your fried scorpions you won't get any worm cream for dessert. Picture If you don't finish your fried scorpions you won't get any worm cream for dessert.
That's a silly idea, cats probably make bad surgeons. Picture That's a silly idea, cats probably make bad surgeons.
"Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?" Picture "Come on guys, we have like 5 more minutes to think of a name, so can we PLEASE focus here!?"
You said it, not us. Picture You said it, not us.
How aged is the young girl's walnut? Picture How aged is the young girl's walnut?
"What's in vegetarian pork?" Picture "What's in vegetarian pork?"
Not to sound like a tree hugger, but thousands of innocent triangles across Asia are being slaughtered every day. Picture Not to sound like a tree hugger, but thousands of innocent triangles across Asia are being slaughtered every day.
Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good. Picture Cultural what? Don't stop now, it was just getting good.
Try the gook soup - it's fantastic. Picture Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.
This is like your friend who likes to claim he's Italian when the Sopranos is on, calls himself Irish when it's time to drink, and says it's okay to make Holocaust jokes because he's Jewish. Picture This is like your friend who likes to claim he's Italian when the Sopranos is on, calls himself Irish when it's time to drink, and says it's okay to make Holocaust jokes because he's Jewish.
It's also boiled. Picture It's also boiled.
Is a .60 cent tip enough? That's 33%. Picture Is a .60 cent tip enough? That's 33%.