CollegeHumor: Christmas

Christmas Tree Pizza

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:13:33 -0500

Cheesus Christ would be proud.

Best of Dorkly: The Night Before Mario's Christmas

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:49:50 -0500

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.

A Merry Sexy Christmas

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:51:31 -0500

It took 20 years, but the old man finally got his wish.

Guy Gets Shirt He's Wearing For Christmas

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:47:32 -0500

"How did you know?"

Panhandling Baby

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:31:11 -0500

Spare a diaper change?

Holiday Items Real Talk

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:58:05 -0500

The snow globe couldn't make it home this year.

Merchandising FTW

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 23:04:40 -0500

And for his work on the "Let It Snow" Tree Skirt, the Menards' Merchandiser of the Year Award goes to...

Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:11:57 -0500

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What Is The Worst Gift You've Ever Received

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:51:03 -0500

Whoa Brittany, what's your beef with Super Troopers?

Very Mary-Kate: Santa

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 02:02:58 -0500

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

Santa's Motorcycle Sleigh

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:45:40 -0500

It only runs on reindeer blood.

My Drunk Kitchen: Holiday Gingerbread House

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:26:30 -0500

Someday she'll make a wonderful drunk mother.

Terrifying Christmas Greeting

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:14:14 -0500

They start getting ready for Halloween earlier and earlier each year.

Every Time a Bell Rings

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:53:17 -0500

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The 10 Personalities of Christmas

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:46:02 -0500

Around this time of year, I begin to think about how everyone celebrates the holidays. So I bring to you: the 10 personalities of Christmas.

1. The Traditionalist
You put the Christ in Christmas. Seriously. There is a life-size Nativity scene in your yard. You helped raise money for your town’s local “It’s ok to say Merry Christmas” billboards. If your Christmas card is anything less than Jesus coming out of Mary’s vagina then you’ve failed. You go to midnight mass and “pray for” (judge) all of the people that you don’t recognize. They are clearly the Christmas/Easter church crowd so they need all the help they can get. Amen.

2. Classy Christmas
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Santa, My Man, We Got Problems

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:27:08 -0500

By Santa’s new agent Nick Selman

Santa, baby! This is Nick Selman, your new agent at Worldwide Artist Management. We’re really fucking jacked that you picked WAM (get it? “

The Honest Holiday Card Song

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:25:12 -0500
Sing a song of sadness.

The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:31:02 -0500

The Aggressively Religious One
I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus, and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

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Dear Santa, One Blumpkin Please

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:04:21 -0500
Some elf out there is not going to have a merry Christmas.

Santa Sneaks Up On Crying Babies

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:41:29 -0500
Kris "The Kreeper" Kringle strikes again.