Picture "I wasted 15 bucks to get into a custom car, TV and movie car show with all the hopes to see the ChuckMobile from Walker. But alas, it wasn't there."
Picture If all goes to plan, his elite unit of Karate Kommandos should bring stability to Iraq within the next 12 hours.
Picture Thought to be lost to the world...I HAVE FOUND THE HOLY TRILOGY! THE LOST BOOKS OF NORRIS!!!
Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests.
Picture The drummer for All-American Rejects never actually hits the bass drum, because... well, would you?