Tag: Chuck Norris (Page 2)

'Your honor, if I may I'd like to karate chop another cement brick.''I'll allow it.' Picture 'Your honor, if I may I'd like to karate chop another cement brick.''I'll allow it.'
Bruce Lee? Picture Bruce Lee?
"The vehicle that carried my ass around in Iraq." Picture "The vehicle that carried my ass around in Iraq."
"I wasted 15 bucks to get into a custom car, TV and movie car show with all the hopes to see the ChuckMobile from Walker. But alas, it wasn't there." Picture "I wasted 15 bucks to get into a custom car, TV and movie car show with all the hopes to see the ChuckMobile from Walker. But alas, it wasn't there."
Despite what many of you think, most of us at CollegeHumor are not Irish pirates. Picture Despite what many of you think, most of us at CollegeHumor are not Irish pirates.
ANNOUNCEMENT - Fanny packs are cool again. Picture ANNOUNCEMENT - Fanny packs are cool again.
If all goes to plan, his elite unit of Karate Kommandos should bring stability to Iraq within the next 12 hours. Picture If all goes to plan, his elite unit of Karate Kommandos should bring stability to Iraq within the next 12 hours.
Chuck Norris' only kryptonite? You guessed it, OJ Simpson. Picture Chuck Norris' only kryptonite? You guessed it, OJ Simpson.
Thought to be lost to the world...I HAVE FOUND THE HOLY TRILOGY! THE LOST BOOKS OF NORRIS!!! Picture Thought to be lost to the world...I HAVE FOUND THE HOLY TRILOGY! THE LOST BOOKS OF NORRIS!!!
Chuck Norris Rap....Real Men Cry... Video Chuck Norris Rap....Real Men Cry...
He represents so much more. Picture He represents so much more.
"This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests. Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests.
N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S. Chuck Norris. Video N to the O to the R to the R to the I to the S. Chuck Norris.
The drummer for All-American Rejects never actually hits the bass drum, because... well, would you? Picture The drummer for All-American Rejects never actually hits the bass drum, because... well, would you?
If Chuck Norris had really pranked you, you wouldn't have an apartment anymore. Picture If Chuck Norris had really pranked you, you wouldn't have an apartment anymore.
Sir, you represent something far greater than just injured people. Picture Sir, you represent something far greater than just injured people.
The only birthday cake that makes you stronger. Picture The only birthday cake that makes you stronger.
That's like a "can god make a rock so heavy even god can't lift it" type situation. Picture That's like a "can god make a rock so heavy even god can't lift it" type situation.
Now that's art. Picture Now that's art.
What's more, he wrote that with his eyes. Picture What's more, he wrote that with his eyes.
Absolute madness at Spring Break in Cabo. Picture Absolute madness at Spring Break in Cabo.
A Chuck Norris tattoo that, apparently, predates the current craze. Picture A Chuck Norris tattoo that, apparently, predates the current craze.
The Chuck Norris phenomenon isn't new. Picture The Chuck Norris phenomenon isn't new.
"Chuck Norris donated $2,000 to President Bush's campaign in 2004. That $2,000 was to ensure Chuck Norris had the right to 'Live Free and Roundhouse-Kick" Picture "Chuck Norris donated $2,000 to President Bush's campaign in 2004. That $2,000 was to ensure Chuck Norris had the right to 'Live Free and Roundhouse-Kick"