Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice."
    "Keep you friends close... keep your enemies closer."
    Take THAT TV Guide logo!
    I found this in my hotel dresser drawer.
    Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the corner.
    That horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
    "Developed for stunt fighting in the movies."
    Chuck Norris Fact - this switch controls the sun.
    Norris is the new Lohan.
    "A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex."

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