Tag: Chuck Norris (Page 2)

"This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests. Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests.
The drummer for All-American Rejects never actually hits the bass drum, because... well, would you? Picture The drummer for All-American Rejects never actually hits the bass drum, because... well, would you?
If Chuck Norris had really pranked you, you wouldn't have an apartment anymore. Picture If Chuck Norris had really pranked you, you wouldn't have an apartment anymore.
Sir, you represent something far greater than just injured people. Picture Sir, you represent something far greater than just injured people.
The only birthday cake that makes you stronger. Picture The only birthday cake that makes you stronger.
That's like a "can god make a rock so heavy even god can't lift it" type situation. Picture That's like a "can god make a rock so heavy even god can't lift it" type situation.
Now that's art. Picture Now that's art.
What's more, he wrote that with his eyes. Picture What's more, he wrote that with his eyes.
Absolute madness at Spring Break in Cabo. Picture Absolute madness at Spring Break in Cabo.
A Chuck Norris tattoo that, apparently, predates the current craze. Picture A Chuck Norris tattoo that, apparently, predates the current craze.
The Chuck Norris phenomenon isn't new. Picture The Chuck Norris phenomenon isn't new.
"Chuck Norris donated $2,000 to President Bush's campaign in 2004. That $2,000 was to ensure Chuck Norris had the right to 'Live Free and Roundhouse-Kick" Picture "Chuck Norris donated $2,000 to President Bush's campaign in 2004. That $2,000 was to ensure Chuck Norris had the right to 'Live Free and Roundhouse-Kick"
"Chuck Norris shit in our toilet." Picture "Chuck Norris shit in our toilet."
"Chuck Norris's van wouldnt start." Picture "Chuck Norris's van wouldnt start."
"We know the dog isn't the smart one..." Picture "We know the dog isn't the smart one..."
AIM actually comes with this Chuck Norris away message built in, but to activate it you have to roundhouse kick your keyboard at at least 80 mph. Picture AIM actually comes with this Chuck Norris away message built in, but to activate it you have to roundhouse kick your keyboard at at least 80 mph.
"Why is he sitting there with three men still on the loose?" Picture "Why is he sitting there with three men still on the loose?"
You are just paying for the name on the label. Picture You are just paying for the name on the label.
The cake that eats you. Picture The cake that eats you.
Chuck Norris has developed a gun that fires roundhouse kicks. Picture Chuck Norris has developed a gun that fires roundhouse kicks.
The Smoothie King rules by mandate of Norris. Picture The Smoothie King rules by mandate of Norris.
That's cheating! Picture That's cheating!
A Salvation Army find that gives you magic karate powers. Picture A Salvation Army find that gives you magic karate powers.
Chuck Norris can shame you with a glance. Picture Chuck Norris can shame you with a glance.