"Church" Video

Maybe he was trying to demonstrate what hell would be like.

You always get a perfect victory, when God's on your side.

The Lord said a child shall lead them, but I don't think He meant this child.

The power of Christ compels you... to ROFL.

"Does this game have extra lives? Only if you count living on eternally in Heaven. That's the only 'extra life' I'm interested in."

"I'm so embarrassed! But seriously, our marriage is damned."

You won't believe who the driver is. No, it isn't Jesus.

Sir, you're holding up the line.

We did it - we found something creepier than Philip Seymour Hoffman.

It's a miracle!

AKA the Ministry of Maverick.

Let me tell you about another immortal guy who could float: His name was the Green Lantern.

"Dance harder, the Lord can't feel our beat yet."

"And our love for the lord shall be extreme, like the gnarly engine of Christ's hog."

At least someone's prayers for a viral video were answered.

"Now let us read the story of Babble."

Matt Mask shows up at a local church wearing a devil costume to see how people will react and he talks to people he meets at the church.

"Do you, a Catholic come out of Church each week wanting more great communion wafers? Or, are you a Jew or an Islam who just wants to try that great wafer taste?"

It's not my place to tell you what religon to choose or who to worship, but try to pick a preacher who can stop snickering after he accidentally says "tits".