Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What would Jesus puff?
After this, they hollowed their other friend out and used him as a bong.
9,600 packs of Marlboro really puts thing in perspective.
All dogs go to heaven. Especially this one, very soon.
IM IN UR CIGARETZ GETTIN' LUNG CANCR
Don't smoke on your mattress.
Hey baby, want to get cancer?
"Anybody got a light?"
The correct answer is, "retardadisity."
When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
Nobody ever taught him how to smoke.
You're in the will, right?
He only drinks when drunk.
The canine FBI has started publishing a most wanted list. This dog is responsible for at least ten feline murders across four states. Let us know if you have any information on his whereabouts.
I can quit any time I want!
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.