Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"We didn't have enough money to buy a cake for our friend's birthday."Or, apparently, candles.
If we can't smoke, you're kind of worthless.
"Our own private chimney."
"This is the same kid from the Jan 31st picture titled 'He's Blushing." You think he would have learned a lesson one of these times.
"After my friend decided to pull a knife on the bouncer..."
"Topanga was a smoker?"
Why does Chef Jean Pinoir have to clean the bathroom?
How about you tell me something I don't know surgeon general of Denmark?
Engrish is made to be broken.
"Thats a book of matches in my hand."
The classiest costume yet.
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.
If you're going to kill people, you have to do it fast.
Do you guys remember where I put my other cigarettes?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.