Picture "My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.
Picture "I can't believe you posted a picture of some guy's sorry-ass excuse for a Captain Planet costume." Have a little power of heart.
Picture There's a joke about the phone number to be made here, but I'm just too surprised to see an anti-smoking ad exclusively targeting gays.
Picture This costume took me 3 hours to make, but it got me first and second place in 2 costume contests...and yes, there's a trap door for me to piss. Also, about 12,387 drunk guys asked my girlfriend to arrest them.
Picture Ya know why she's smirking? Because we can laugh all we want at how she's letting herself go, but she's already got our money, America.
Picture "Not much to be said. Bored as hell at Baylor University. See if your cat will smoke." Bonus point for sheetless mattress!!