CollegeHumor: Cigarettes

7 New Breeds of Douchebag

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:40:53 -0400

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5 Ads for Legal Weed

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:34:42 -0400

With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper's office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.

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These New Cigarette Warnings Seem a Little Sarcastic

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:18:07 -0500

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Birds Taking a Smoke Break

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 16:04:07 -0500

Teaching them how to quit is a whole different story.

Interview: Cool Guy Smoking on a Bench

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:52:37 -0500

Nicotine, kids. It makes you interesting.

TLDNR: Saying "Hi" to Tyler

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 16:20:54 -0500

I've spent roughly half my life so far smoking cigarettes. I gave it up three or four years ago but now chain chew nicotine gum and only smoke when I'm drinking, when I'm filming something or when I feel like it. Which is all the time. I don't even like smoking: it doesn't taste good, I'm too old for it to look cool and my teeth are permanently a few shades closer to butter than most people find attractive. I'm sure my lungs look like the inside of a lazy stoner's resin-caked bowl, except you can't scrape and smoke the tar coating the inside of my body to get high… OR CAN YOU?!

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World's Greatest Dad Dresses Kid Up as Cigarettes

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:44:12 -0400

Listen, son, you're gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.

The Ultimate Way to Punish Your Kids

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 13:49:51 -0400

Don't worry, this won't scar them for life.

Adult Toy Commercial

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 14:51:49 -0400

Oops, not that kind.

Old Lady with Drink, Cigarette, Baby Orangutan

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 13:17:26 -0400

Live weird, die old.

Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:13:57 -0500

Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.

Even Worse FDA Cigarette Warnings

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:06:37 -0500

It's all fun and games until you have to help the elderly.

Action Hero Lights Cigarette Like a Boss

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 17:01:55 -0400

When he runs out of bullets, he keeps the enemies at bay with the second-hand smoke.

World's Fastest Cigarette Roller

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 16:18:48 -0400

He's also the World's Slowest Match Lighter, so it evens out.

Chill Baby

Mon, 23 May 2011 02:31:27 -0400

It's a party, baby!

If Other Products Had Cigarette-Style Graphic Warnings

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 01:51:56 -0400

Starting in September, graphic anti-smoking warnings will be plastered onto all cigarette packages and advertisements in the US. We thought a few other products deserved the same treatment:

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Untitled 16

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:05:06 -0400

Ladies usually choose the girth of the plume over the length.

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Sat, 02 Oct 2010 03:27:54 -0400

Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it?

Mad Smoke: Every Cigerette Smoked in Mad Men

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:02:14 -0400

Warning: Watching this video will undo every anti-smoking PSA you've seen.

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:17:53 -0400

Or you can smoke cigarettes which will make you thin and cool instead of chubby and happy. Your call.