CollegeHumor: Classy Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/classy Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6864295 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6864295/how-to-fuck-all-romantic How To F*ck All Romantic Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:17:44 -0500 What up, lovemeisters! Lovemaster D here (formerly Sexxmasta XXxX) to answer all your hot, throbbing questions about the ladies R. E. Colon HOW TO GET THEM.

Now a lot of you always ask me, "Yo, Sexxmasta, I really wanna fuck some classy bitches, but these bitches won't let me fuck em – what's these bitches fuckin' problems?" BZZZT! WRONG! There's your first problem right there – you think the problem's with the bitches, when the problem is really with the biggest bitch of all — YOU. And it's a problem with only one solution: You gotta learn how to FUCK ROMANTIC.

Today, I'm gonna teach you how to fuck all romantic, so can go out and do that and be like "Thanks Sexmasta!" and I'll be like "You can thank me after you stop fuckin plus there's two X's in Sexxmasta but thanks man up top!"

Here's the rubber: These women today, you can't just be all "Hey baby, lemme buy you a drink, how bout two drinks, how bout three drinks, BOOM! Cab, bedroom, D, sleep". Nah, these modern bitches — well first of all, you shouldn't call them "bitches", it's not polite cause they're smart people — but anyway these bitches are like "I have a job, I like nice clothes and shit, so if you want to get with me, you better gimme some romance." You're all like "Ro-WHAAT?" Mance is the answer. Here are 7 Ways To Put The "Romantic" in "Romantic Fucking":


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