Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
G( o )( o )gle
And if you're feeling ill, you can get an attachment that squirts some Vicks VapoRub on your chest every half-hour throughout the night.
The most convincing case for "share the road" yet.
He's staring at the microphone (which he thought was a Twinkie in a special edition metallic wrapper).
It's her fault for being born.
Always remember, two hands on the wheel at all times.
"Is it weird that I'm more attracted to the cartoon versions?"
Photoshop can literally do anything! (except talk to a girl as hot as this)
This is exactly why my massage specialty is lower back problems.
The second best place to take a nap. (You don't want to know the first)
Just chillin' out. Whatchu up to?
"My eyes are down here!"
1st snake to 2nd base.
She's looking at the cat. The cat's looking at the camera. We're looking at... well, you know. That mug on the desk.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.