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March 23, 2011
God is hanging ten today.
February 18, 2011
"Ordinary natural phenomenon, or government conspiracy? Our unqualified, crackpot sources say the latter."
August 10, 2010
The inspiration for the Beach Boys song, "Summer Surfin' Slaughter Storm."
August 6, 2010
I'm assuming South Dakota is gone forever now. We should probably remove their star from the flag.
July 18, 2007
I knew we should have taken the poisonous gas canisters out of the building before we blew it up.