CNN News Anchors Pretend to Have Satellite Interview, in The Same Parking Lot

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:27:45 -0400

It's a small world after all.

Simple Ways to Improve 7 Popular Websites

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:05:43 -0400

1. Twitter — Tweet Timeout

Tumblr — Allow Responses to Comments, Like a Normal Website

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20 Things That CNN Believes "Raise Eyebrows"

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:39:20 -0400

CNN's use of the phrase "raising eyebrows" has been raising eyebrows over here at CollegeHumor. There's no news yet about why eyebrow raising is worthy of reporting on, or exactly how high the brows must be before being considered "raised," or why nonsense fluff, serious issues, and completely acceptable things are equally as likely to be met with "raised eyebrows," but we assume that CNN will eventually answer all these questions because their journalistic standards are higher than even our eyebrows.

Here's 20 things that CNN believes raise people's eyebrows. Click on the titles to see the original article.

Tennis Racquet to the Pillow Therapy

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:13:23 -0400

40-(Years of Pent Up Feelings About a Lack of Maternal) Love.

Driving Test While Stoned News Report

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 13:56:01 -0500

Tryna let me ride dirty?

CNN Advises You Not to Live in Meth Lab

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:20:04 -0500

The more you know.

CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj"

Sun, 20 May 2012 18:48:29 -0400

Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.

Six Other Appearances from the Tupac Hologram

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:03:00 -0400

This past weekend, Tupac stole the show at Coachella when he was resurrected in the form of a hologram on stage with Snoop and Dre. After the performance, instead of disappearing for another 15 years, Tupac started showing up in even more unexpected places.

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Anderson Cooper Has A Giggle Fit Talking About Dyngus Day

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:28:51 -0400

I want a personal apology, Anderson Cooper. Dyngus Day is a holy holiday that I observe now that I know it exists.

Eric Fehrnstrom Says Fall Election Is Like An Etch-A-Sketch

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:28:29 -0400

Liberal Democrats for Santorum

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:43:52 -0500

Breaking News

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:39:00 -0500

I didn't realize your love life had it's own channel.

Santorum explains hard line on abortion

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:07:57 -0500

Mitt Romney - I Like Firing People

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:46:13 -0500

Dancing With the Stars Fan Forcefully Removed from CNN Broadcast

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:44:27 -0400

How dare he interrupt them while they're not reporting the news.

CNN Accidentally Broadcasts "Dumb and Dumber" Diarrhea Scene

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 12:19:42 -0500

"Wow, that is embarrassing. We of course meant to play the diarrhea scene from Van Wilder."

Untitled 16

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 11:59:14 -0400

"His poo-litical allies, on the other hand, are feeling the heat."

Untitled 17

Wed, 12 May 2010 11:41:16 -0400

False CNN. More often than not you get "random webcam penisulation."

Untitled 18

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:14:40 -0500

President O'bama finally takes a stand.

Obama: Kanye Is A "Jackass" (Now with Video)

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:01:53 -0400

Because he can't say it to Joe Wilson.

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