CollegeHumor: CNN

CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj"

Sun, 20 May 2012 18:48:29 -0400

Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.

Six Other Appearances from the Tupac Hologram

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:03:00 -0400

This past weekend, Tupac stole the show at Coachella when he was resurrected in the form of a hologram on stage with Snoop and Dre. After the performance, instead of disappearing for another 15 years, Tupac started showing up in even more unexpected places.

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Anderson Cooper Has A Giggle Fit Talking About Dyngus Day

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:28:51 -0400

I want a personal apology, Anderson Cooper. Dyngus Day is a holy holiday that I observe now that I know it exists.

Eric Fehrnstrom Says Fall Election Is Like An Etch-A-Sketch

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:28:29 -0400

Liberal Democrats for Santorum

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:43:52 -0500

Breaking News

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:39:00 -0500

I didn't realize your love life had it's own channel.

Santorum explains hard line on abortion

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:07:57 -0500

Mitt Romney - I Like Firing People

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:46:13 -0500

Dancing With the Stars Fan Forcefully Removed from CNN Broadcast

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:44:27 -0400

How dare he interrupt them while they're not reporting the news.

CNN Accidentally Broadcasts "Dumb and Dumber" Diarrhea Scene

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 12:19:42 -0500

"Wow, that is embarrassing. We of course meant to play the diarrhea scene from Van Wilder."

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Wed, 18 Aug 2010 11:59:14 -0400

"His poo-litical allies, on the other hand, are feeling the heat."

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Wed, 12 May 2010 11:41:16 -0400

False CNN. More often than not you get "random webcam penisulation."

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Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:14:40 -0500

President O'bama finally takes a stand.

Obama: Kanye Is A "Jackass" (Now with Video)

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:01:53 -0400

Because he can't say it to Joe Wilson.

Arianna Huffington Vs. Chuck Norris

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:52:26 -0400

From CNN's "Larry King Live": Chuck Norris doesn't answer "questions." He answers questions with his own question.

Angry Anchor

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:07:34 -0400

There is a new trend sweeping the nation: News anchors refusing to report stories about Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

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Thu, 15 Mar 2007 13:02:18 -0400

Try it free - that's how CNN gets you hooked.

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Wed, 30 Aug 2006 15:54:12 -0400

In a scene reminiscent of the Naked Gun 1, CNN accidentally leaves reporter Kyra Phillips' mic on while she's in the bathroom.

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Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:46:21 -0400

Untelligence? Are you sure you want to trust that, CNN?

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Sun, 04 Jul 2004 00:00:00 -0400

Are they allowed to show *that* video?