The oxygen deprivation really makes the math stick.
I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.
A "Pop" during a quiz.
"What are you guys talking about? It makes total cents!"
His Code Red is a pin-up girl tattood on his inner lip.
Men, we found our new VP.
Step 4: Move out.
My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I'll just say it did not help her cause.
His kryptonite is not being paid attention to.
They are the champions of ruining songs.
Home of the world's most adorable redneck.
Oh, she understands. Understands that her lil guy is all growed up.
Just don't buy from the returned items/clearance rack.
"Josh couldn't be here to accept the award tonight, apparently his dog ate his humility."
Well, someone hates pancakes.
I dont have a bidet at home.
"If this doesn't work, I guess I'll have to show her my anime collection."
Dude, I think you have a stain on your pants.
Apparently everything I have learned in English is deemed useless in Calculus.
Luckily, the valedictorian is also a competitive speed stacker.
The jokes IN you.
Free t-shirt with every pregnancy test.
It's good they have a pre-stain picture.