"Dude, whenever you drink you just turn into a monster and hurt people."
Inside: "Sorry man, I'll DEFINITELY take out the trash tomorrow, dude."
I'm experiencing very conflicting emotions right now.
If you get these, you've spent far too much time on the internet to pass.
If this sticker is funny, then you are too smart to buy it.
The world needs Engineering majors, they're the ones who make the charts.
It would be a pretty tall order to prove she didn't.
If you think that's bad, wait for the return on your degree.
In other news, A NINJA!
Stupid answers, the only thing more painful than animal bites.
This is totally giving me a fett one.
It's like BMOC except douchier.
This seems like a metaphor for something, but I'm too void of electrolytes to think of it.
I think the designer of these cubicles might be an anti Semite.
It wasn't as cute when he repeatedly asked them if they knew how to use a stick shift.
Thankfully, it was too hot for sweatpants.
Screw you Keith Stone and all the other Birthers! Certified All Natural.
Red ring of death IRL
Because sometimes, you know better.
Naps -- get them before they get you.
Girls these days.
Oh man, I would galvanize the shit outta her.
It's nun of your business what she's up to.
"The horns understand me."