We're pretty sure he was permanently injured before.
They've got the best Booze Radley in town.
Either that or the plumber really likes wedge shoes and shaved legs while he works.
The perfect morning drink after a nice, long Mountain Dew shower.
You're going to need some serious drugs to numb that pain. It's a vicious cycle.
This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.
Dad was pissed. He must not like chocolate.
She took the term "sink it" a little too literally.
There's so much room for activities!
It'll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now's a good time to pop in the "Glitter" DVD featuring Mariah Carey.
For the love of the puppy, don't wake him.
The older cop's only shielding his eyes because one of them is his daughter.
Photoshop has unexpectedly crashed.
Tip #26: There's no purer knowledge than that written on the bathroom stall.
Don't worry about leaving a bigger tip, he just took 2 slices for himself.
Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first...
The person who took this picture didn't even read it.
Sometimes you need a little liquid courage to communicate better.
Only the true owner can pry it from his hands.
Don't hate the player, hate the Game Boy.
Whoever installed that must be dyslexic. They're using PT instead of TP.
You really need to bulk up before you try and sneak a full keg into class.
Before he put it there it was used as a spare wheel for his car.
Better luck text time.