Stoners of the world, rejoint!
His real dream was to find the perfect pico de gallo for his homemade tacos.
Each time you pump the dispenser it opens another porn tab.
"Nope, I'm definitely half a size bigger than you." - Perv
Argyle regret that in the morning.
How else would Leprechauns stay so cheery?
Quick, someone throw a banana peel at her so she spins around.
On second thought, maybe I'll come back to this question later.
It was all fun and games till she ruined the entire party for everyone.
He gets so much action. Unfortunately it requires a lot of pressing 'A'
Privacy is for losers.
Unless Bottle is a kid's name. Then it's discouraged.
They just dared a bunch of drunk college kids to eat some. Most are okay now.
"TI TI for now."
She's still on the way up.
Someone had a little too much of Mary Jane last night.
Warning: Will make alcoholism apparent.
In the fourth picture her face sucks into itself.
Rock and paper just didn't cut it.
"Whoa, was that a full year hahah. Time is just a construct of the mind, man."
"I should have never opened up a Tabby."
Who knew math could be slightly less boring?
You won't even remember to use Obliviate to forget.