CollegeHumor: Commenters http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/commenters Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6660690 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6660690/10-ways-to-make-the-internet-better 10 Ways to Make the Internet Better Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:39:43 -0500 1. Age on Comments

Internet comments are the worst. If you so much as scroll below a Youtube video, you’re just asking to see a wasteland of homophobic slurs and verbal venom. It’d be nice to have some perspective on the people vomiting garbage out of their keyboards. For example, if I saw a 14-year-old kid call someone a faggot in real life, I would think it was sad, but I’d realize that he didn’t know better. I’d understand that he did not yet have a sense of empathy, and that he’d probably grow out of it. Most nasty Internet commenters are 14. If I knew that when looking at a page, I could dismiss them like I would in real life. If the commenter was 60, I’d know they were just a bitter, racist old person. If they were in there 20s, I’d know they were just an ignorant asshole. For some reason, that makes it all seem better. It’s the not knowing that makes it depressing. Seeing the age of commenters would make it possible to look at the Internet without feeling worse about the human race.


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Barack Obama: Oh no, what is it? People didn’t find out I was born in Yemen did they?


Emanuel: No, it’s about—wait, what?


Obama: What? No, I didn’t say anything. What were you talking about?
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...]]> /link/5087378 http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/03/09/fail-blog-fail/ The commenters must not get the joke. You see, it implies that it's a woman's job to do laundry Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:14:45 -0400 /article/2997907 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2997907/commenter-keyboard Commenter Keyboard Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:43:38 -0400 Dear Bill Gates,



Here’s a model I came up with for your next generation keyboards.



(Left Side Keyboard)

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