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...]]> /picture/6278351 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6278351 Untitled 3 Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:07:29 -0400 /picture/6061527 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6061527 Untitled 4 Thu, 06 May 2010 14:30:56 -0400 /link/5763753 http://custcomplaint.blogspot.com/2009/10/halloween-spook-tacular.html If Chuck E. Cheese won't allow chainsaws and setting people on fire, I wouldn't have my son's birthday there either. Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:47:31 -0500 /link/3332647 http://blog.honeyee.com/john/archives/2008/03/report.html John Mayer has some thoughts for Apple... Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:15:24 -0400 /article/1345934 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1345934/names-that-i-dont-trust Names That I Don't Trust Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:54:39 -0400 They always say, “don’t judge a book by its cover”. If the expression was “don’t judge a person by their name”, I’d be in trouble. I just don’t trust people who fall under the following name-categories:



...]]> /article/1181093 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1181093/the-mother-from The Mother from Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:25:56 -0400

Hi. I hate to be a bother, but yesterday I purchased this long-tailed mockingbird, and it wasn’t quite what I expected. No, it doesn’t sing at all. So, if it’s not too much of a hassle, I guess I’ll make an even exchange for the next best thing – this 4-karat diamond ring. Oh, yes, I can pay the additional $52,400. He’s a very picky baby.
...]]> /article/1046015 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1046015/complaints-from-the-guy-who-misses-the-big-picture Complaints From The Guy Who Misses The Big Picture Sun, 13 May 2007 21:26:33 -0400

  • Every single time I'm done boning my girlfriend, she makes me take a shower. It's so f*cking annoying!
  • I swear, if I have to make one more trip to the bank to deposit a check, I'm going to straight up murder someone.
  • Why did you guys get so much beer? There's no WAY all of this can fit into my fridge.
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    To the Office of Residential Life and Housing,


    First off, I am completely aware that I marked down on that form in the beginning of the year that I’d be fine with a transfer roommate. However, due to mitigating circumstances I am strongly urging you to consider allowing me to retract my statement. In regards to my current roommate, I feel like I need to ask, did you give me this guy to punish me? My roommate, Leonidas, is- in the nicest words I can think to describe him- a douchebag.

    ...]]>         /article/712156 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/712156/a-formal-complaint-to-mario-bros-plumbing A Formal Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing Sat, 03 Mar 2007 21:48:16 -0500 Dear Sir or Madam,

    I wish to file a complaint against two of your plumbers who, in my opinion, exhibited gross professional negligence and blatant disrespect while in my apartment to repair a clogged toilet. Though the employees refused to give their full names, I recall one being a short, pudgy man in red overalls, and the other tall and lanky in green overalls. Both had thick moustaches, and the short one, possibly a recuperating stroke victim, repeatedly shouted the name of your company in a high-pitched Italian accent.

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