Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Am I going to Hell if this makes me even harder?"
Knowing the people who shop Wal Mart, I'm not sure this is a mistake
They tell me it's harder to get viruses with one of these gizmos.
Accidental condom inhalation, no breathing, this is my last resort.
This just in: my penis in your vagina.
My magic hat is totally a Von Dutch trucker cap. Gets Puckered Starfish wet every time.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror.
Why You Should Avoid Discount Condoms
Lifestyles just introduced their new spokesbaby.
Just put used item in envelope and shimmy under door.
Taken in France, that is a vending machine that sells condoms, as well as disposable Breathalyzers. Trying to curb regretful mornings?
Now slow down. By "used" they meant some curious youngster just tried all of them on. That's it.
Coat hangar lubricated. Let's hope for nobody's pleasure though.
Also coming soon, everyone in this establishment, because not using one just feels too damn good!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
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