Tag: Condoms (Page 2)

Lifestyles just introduced their new spokesbaby. Picture Lifestyles just introduced their new spokesbaby.
Just put used item in envelope and shimmy under door. Picture Just put used item in envelope and shimmy under door.
Taken in France, that is a vending machine that sells condoms, as well as disposable Breathalyzers. Trying to curb regretful mornings? Picture Taken in France, that is a vending machine that sells condoms, as well as disposable Breathalyzers. Trying to curb regretful mornings?
Now slow down. By "used" they meant some curious youngster just tried all of them on. That's it. Picture Now slow down. By "used" they meant some curious youngster just tried all of them on. That's it.
Coat hangar lubricated. Let's hope for nobody's pleasure though. Picture Coat hangar lubricated. Let's hope for nobody's pleasure though.
Also coming soon, everyone in this establishment, because not using one just feels too damn good! Picture Also coming soon, everyone in this establishment, because not using one just feels too damn good!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you. Picture Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon. Picture But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon.
That's also where they sell the time-machines. Picture That's also where they sell the time-machines.
Study hard. Like, ROCK hard. Picture Study hard. Like, ROCK hard.
Don't even joke around about using those. Ick! Picture Don't even joke around about using those. Ick!
Buy the stretchy trash bags for Her Pleasure. Picture Buy the stretchy trash bags for Her Pleasure.
His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!" Picture His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!"
Art imitating life. Picture Art imitating life.
It makes sense. Use the condom. Celebrate with Pop Rocks. Then take the Advil because you ate the Pop Rocks way too fast. Picture It makes sense. Use the condom. Celebrate with Pop Rocks. Then take the Advil because you ate the Pop Rocks way too fast.
Getcha free babies. Free babies here! Get 'em while they're hot. Picture Getcha free babies. Free babies here! Get 'em while they're hot.
If condoms advertised... Picture If condoms advertised...
Based on a true story. Picture Based on a true story.
What she REALLY learned in college. Picture What she REALLY learned in college.
The area to insert them was out of order, so feel free to hand the baby to the middle-aged man wearing a trench coat and bathroom slippers. Picture The area to insert them was out of order, so feel free to hand the baby to the middle-aged man wearing a trench coat and bathroom slippers.
The one and only time you'd wish for it to break. Picture The one and only time you'd wish for it to break.
A true winner. Picture A true winner.
I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it. Picture I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it.
But where are the male weight management supplements? Picture But where are the male weight management supplements?