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Next order of business: putting a condom over the Washington Monument.
Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head.
"Am I going to Hell if this makes me even harder?"
They tell me it's harder to get viruses with one of these gizmos.
Accidental condom inhalation, no breathing, this is my last resort.
This just in: my penis in your vagina.
My magic hat is totally a Von Dutch trucker cap. Gets Puckered Starfish wet every time.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror.
Lifestyles just introduced their new spokesbaby.
Just put used item in envelope and shimmy under door.
Taken in France, that is a vending machine that sells condoms, as well as disposable Breathalyzers. Trying to curb regretful mornings?
Now slow down. By "used" they meant some curious youngster just tried all of them on. That's it.
Coat hangar lubricated. Let's hope for nobody's pleasure though.
Also coming soon, everyone in this establishment, because not using one just feels too damn good!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
But definitely unsafe to leave in the morning between the hours of 5 and noon.
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