Picture It makes sense. Use the condom. Celebrate with Pop Rocks. Then take the Advil because you ate the Pop Rocks way too fast.
Picture The area to insert them was out of order, so feel free to hand the baby to the middle-aged man wearing a trench coat and bathroom slippers.
Picture I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it.