That's right, I'm full of myself and a shop lifter.
Not just a condom, but a used condom.
Noble intentions, but...
I'm so good at sex, I make this happen.
Swinging doors you don't open with your hands.
Rubber stockings.
That balloon looks pretty well lubricated.
"We were running a cable through our dorm ceiling, and unfortunately came across this- a used condom.  We have no idea how old it is, but we also found a can of Milwaukee's Best with the date 1993.  GROSS."
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