We can't move here. This is sloth country.
"Now it's time to go pick up some ladies."
Either that or he's enjoying his convertible for the last time.
He replaced his windshield wiper fluid with Lemon-Lime Gatorade for quick drinking action.
For once, it couldn't have been more redneck if you put it in a pickup.
Cruising for chicks.
Looks like they were in an action-movie car-chase, and they had to drive underneath a semi.
The thinking man's convertible.
The really weird part is that a mile ago it was full of children. Bumpy road.