Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's not delivery, it's a stoner's wet dream.
Mmm... spring. Delicious, delicious, spring.
Sign this petition if you love cookies and/or believe it was an inside job.
Ingredients: Unsalted Butthole Liquid
It was a d*ck move not bringing one for everyone in the class.
Best girlfriend ever? Or weirdest, most uncomfortable roommate ever?
Hardly Working: Cookies
"The Girl Scouts should be a little more racially sensitive when taking the pictures for their cookie boxes."
This would look less pornographic if they weren't covered in white cream.
If you need me, I'll be living in aisle 3.
What the form doesn't explain is that Cookie is a 450 pound linebacker who is currently passed out drunk.
Ridiculous canction I received from my college a week before graduation...
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Don't ask me again.