Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It was a d*ck move not bringing one for everyone in the class.
Best girlfriend ever? Or weirdest, most uncomfortable roommate ever?
NOM NOM NOM
Oh Gingerbread man, as fast as you can. As fast as you can!
We had more guests than expected, so we baked some mushrooms into the cake.
If Cookie Crisp isn't using the crook anymore, Brand X's should be allowed to.
Hardly Working: Cookies
Famous Anus Cookies.
The ghost is blue, Mario must have just eaten a power pill.
Don't think that I won't punch you just because you're a cat.
"The Girl Scouts should be a little more racially sensitive when taking the pictures for their cookie boxes."
"The bruises were caused by sugar cookies in a food fight with a bouncer."
Everything was freshly baked at some point.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.