Eh, might as well not eat at all.
Next time you want to cook, really think about it.
The chef at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
I'm gonna make some really crappy food.
Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in the kitchen.
"Is it hot in here or are your cheeks red from embarrassment?"
He's no Emeril or regular person, for that matter.
All the fat dripping into the pool does wonders for the skin.
They're really regretting flinging that turd from the shovel earlier that day.
Remember, don't eat the green stuff.
Instead of fire, they just sucked on cinnamon hard candy and breathed on the meat.
Reload the batter, reload the batter!
From now on my french toast shall always be cooked a little on the dark side
It's a tough transition from pizza boy to pizza cook.
Eeyore doesn't care if it's Pooh. He'll eat anything, even sh*tty food.
A pizza so great it opened up a wormhole into another dimension.
Someone has to feed all those people working on the Death Star!
OH MY GOD! Who makes pancakes with OIL?!?
Decapitation. No breathing. This is my last resort!
Omelet haunted by the unborn baby chickens used to make it.
A misogynistic dork's wet dream
Apparently this is too real for the suits at Food Network
Meh... I prefer Raekwon's Beef Stroganoff
Baby: the other, other white meat.