Sword Handle Frying Pan picture Sword Handle Frying Pan

Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in the kitchen.

From CrumpetsOnToast

| 1 comment | April 26, 2012
Sexy Dad Wears Even Sexier Apron picture Sexy Dad Wears Even Sexier Apron

"Is it hot in here or are your cheeks red from embarrassment?"

| Be the first to comment! | January 31, 2012
Cooking Pasta Fail picture Cooking Pasta Fail

He's no Emeril or regular person, for that matter.

| 2 comments | January 18, 2012
Rednecks Grill In Pool picture Rednecks Grill In Pool

All the fat dripping into the pool does wonders for the skin.

| 1 comment | November 09, 2011
Cooking Eggs On A Shovel picture Cooking Eggs On A Shovel

They're really regretting flinging that turd from the shovel earlier that day.

| 2 comments | October 17, 2011
Baby Lobster Costume picture Baby Lobster Costume

Remember, don't eat the green stuff.

| 3 comments | October 14, 2011
Makeshift Grill picture Makeshift Grill

Instead of fire, they just sucked on cinnamon hard candy and breathed on the meat.

| 5 comments | June 30, 2011
Master Chief picture Master Chief

Reload the batter, reload the batter!

| Be the first to comment! | May 19, 2011
Darth Vader Spatula picture Darth Vader Spatula

From now on my french toast shall always be cooked a little on the dark side

From SupermanDan1234

| 83 comments | March 27, 2011
It's a tough transition from pizza boy to pizza cook. picture It's a tough transition from pizza boy to pizza cook.

| 2 comments | March 16, 2011
Eeyore doesn't care if it's Pooh. He'll eat anything, even sh*tty food. picture Eeyore doesn't care if it's Pooh. He'll eat anything, even sh*tty food.

From Word

| 28 comments | December 07, 2010
A pizza so great it opened up a wormhole into another dimension. picture A pizza so great it opened up a wormhole into another dimension.

| 18 comments | November 24, 2010
Chef-Trooper picture Chef-Trooper

Someone has to feed all those people working on the Death Star!

From Nick Crocco

| 1 comment | October 29, 2010
OH MY GOD! Who makes pancakes with OIL?!? picture OH MY GOD! Who makes pancakes with OIL?!?

From Iron Man

| 44 comments | September 01, 2010
Decapitation. No breathing. This is my last resort! picture Decapitation. No breathing. This is my last resort!

| 13 comments | August 26, 2010
Omelet haunted by the unborn baby chickens used to make it. picture Omelet haunted by the unborn baby chickens used to make it.

| 104 comments | August 04, 2010
A misogynistic dork's wet dream picture A misogynistic dork's wet dream

| 39 comments | July 27, 2010
Apparently this is too real for the suits at Food Network picture Apparently this is too real for the suits at Food Network

| 43 comments | July 18, 2010
Meh... I prefer Raekwon's Beef Stroganoff picture Meh... I prefer Raekwon's Beef Stroganoff

| 58 comments | July 14, 2010
Baby: the other, other white meat. picture Baby: the other, other white meat.

| 14 comments | June 23, 2010