Putting David Blaine to shame.
Her eyes are so piercing. Sharp. Biting, really.
You should see how they did "Gangnam Style".
Man, they are such a chill couple.
The only downside is that it does actually eat you and you die.
That's some pretty badass ink ink.
Next up: Kid gets yelled at by mom for drinking dad's beer in the garage.
The Nerd could not be reached for comment, as he was crying in a locker.