Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs."
Either the cop car broke down or this is the beginning of the greatest senior prank ever.
No-speed car chase.
World's most dangerous leak.
"Cop stepped on accelerator instead of the brake during a routine a pull over."
Not very original, but huge points for risk.
I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget!
Pacific Blue often ignored the less glamorous side of being a bike cop.
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
"Get arrested in style."
Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.
Hmmm... maybe I would be a more effective cop if I were in a wheelchair.
Napoleon Dynamitesville, Arkansas.
I swear sergeant, the sub shop was resisting arrest and opened fire.
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