Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Why did the cop cross the road?
If only I had a tractor beam for crooks. Then I'd be unstoppable.
Cop and Bacon
Paul Blart, Mall Cop
What's the problem? Are people afraid they might beat the drug dealer's high score?
Note to self: Delete all incriminating pictures before accepting a friend request from a cop.
This actually happens!
It says it on both sides, the cop's just illiterate.
At least he's not looking in the other direction. Specifically at something red.
A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff.
He's practicing his street magic.
Cops and their damn ticket quotas!
"That bow tie isn't part of the standard by the book uniform. You're gonna have to come with us sir."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.