CollegeHumor: Cops Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/cops Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/5655988 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5655988/good-cop-freaking-awesome-cop Good Cop, Freaking Awesome Cop Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:48:26 -0400 A police station interrogation room.  JOHNNY, a greasy criminal, sits at a table.  DETECTIVE SHEPARD, a spunky young policewoman with everything to prove, is questioning him.


SHEPARD: So, you gonna confess, Johnny?  Or am I gonna have to bring in my partner?  And just so you know, I'm the good cop.
...]]> /article/3280415 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3280415/the-college-christ-cometh The College Christ Cometh Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:54:17 -0500 Ladies and gentlemen of the academic community, please turn a reverent ear to my voice and listen to the tale of your messiah, for He has arrived. Long have you been unjustly harassed by the men and women of that totalitarian establishment commonly referred to as "the law". Long have you been kept from doing that which brings you pleasure and happiness. Long has Johnny Law stood in the way of your right to get bombed.
...]]> /article/2235699 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2235699/ten-worst-things-to-say-to-a-cop-after-getting-pulled-over Ten Worst Things to Say to a Cop after Getting Pulled Over: Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:49:36 -0400

1) “Oh, I thought about being a cop. Then I decided to graduate from Middle School.”

2) “I'm making a citizens arrest. You're under arrest for being a fat retard.”

3)“Yea, I was going fast so I could get to your house to f*ck your wife.”

4)“Dude, how’d you catch me? I mean, I am driving a cloud.”

...]]> /article/827496 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/827496/the-negotiator The Negotiator Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:20:34 -0400


Too often in today's society, brotherhood and charity take a back seat to greed and personal interest. CEO's embezzle money from their employees, people are murdered for their belongings, and worst of all, nobody seems to care. But there is one man who still stands for the principles of charity, selflessness and all the other things that once made this society so great: The Negotiator.
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