The diet soda machine is only available in XS.
He gained 2 pounds to really make the costume legitimate.
Definitely don't use Force. It'd be a really serious crime.
The little kid was heavily fined for not having a leash around the other 2 heads.
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, he's just the super. He's harmless."
Let the chase begin.
You mean you DON'T dress up to play videogames?
Snow White made fun of her, so she broke her nose.
"May as well handle the mice and roach situation while I'm suited."
Cheer up. Being crazy can't be that bad.
His kryptonite? Mandatory drug tests.
It's tickle or get tickled.
It would be a pretty tall order to prove she didn't.
Just another average headline in High Times.
"I KNOW Sailor Moon is for kids, that's why I'm going to the playground now..."