Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Now... where am I supposed to smoke meth?
You can do it too, if you believe you can.
I was too lazy to take out the garbage.
Remember that Far Side comic about the woman with couch camo? Or that scene in Garden State?
Plus, you don't have to get up to look up the pizzeria's phone number.
Now won't someone come over and watch American Idol with me?
"If you can't watch the game from your couch, bring the couch to the game."
"It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm."
Tell my La-Z-Boy I love her.
Can't you see futon, the 3-year-old flip and fuck in the corner would die to be you!
A very cozy lock in.
Get me a beer. Hey I pay the bills, I can not wear pants if I want to.
In my country, furniture sits on people!
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