Tag: Couch (Page 2)

Now... where am I supposed to smoke meth? Picture Now... where am I supposed to smoke meth?
You can do it too, if you believe you can. Picture You can do it too, if you believe you can.
I was too lazy to take out the garbage. Picture I was too lazy to take out the garbage.
Remember that Far Side comic about the woman with couch camo? Or that scene in Garden State? Picture Remember that Far Side comic about the woman with couch camo? Or that scene in Garden State?
Plus, you don't have to get up to look up the pizzeria's phone number. Picture Plus, you don't have to get up to look up the pizzeria's phone number.
Now won't someone come over and watch American Idol with me? Picture Now won't someone come over and watch American Idol with me?
"If you can't watch the game from your couch, bring the couch to the game." Picture "If you can't watch the game from your couch, bring the couch to the game."
"It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm." Picture "It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm."
Tell my La-Z-Boy I love her. Picture Tell my La-Z-Boy I love her.
Can't you see futon, the 3-year-old flip and fuck in the corner would die to be you! Picture Can't you see futon, the 3-year-old flip and fuck in the corner would die to be you!
A very cozy lock in. Picture A very cozy lock in.
Redneck wakeboarding. Picture Redneck wakeboarding.
Get me a beer. Hey I pay the bills, I can not wear pants if I want to. Picture Get me a beer. Hey I pay the bills, I can not wear pants if I want to.
"LAY-Z-BARREL" Picture "LAY-Z-BARREL"
In my country, furniture sits on people! Picture In my country, furniture sits on people!
"Hey Andy next time you should lock your windows." Picture "Hey Andy next time you should lock your windows."
The couch that has every pizza delivery number built in. Picture The couch that has every pizza delivery number built in.
We have a matching Schlitz end table. Picture We have a matching Schlitz end table.
Just then, a wave came in and claimed their couch. Picture Just then, a wave came in and claimed their couch.
How did you get the squirrel to stay still like that? Uh oh. Picture How did you get the squirrel to stay still like that? Uh oh.
It's not comfortable and it smells like ass, but it's a great conversation piece. Picture It's not comfortable and it smells like ass, but it's a great conversation piece.
Snurniture. Picture Snurniture.
"What happens when a heavy sleeper falls asleep on a lounge couch? He gets taken on a campus tour." Picture "What happens when a heavy sleeper falls asleep on a lounge couch? He gets taken on a campus tour."
The kicker: he is currently five hours away from where he passed out. Picture The kicker: he is currently five hours away from where he passed out.