Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
"If you can't watch the game from your couch, bring the couch to the game."
"It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm."
Tell my La-Z-Boy I love her.
Can't you see futon, the 3-year-old flip and fuck in the corner would die to be you!
A very cozy lock in.
Get me a beer. Hey I pay the bills, I can not wear pants if I want to.
In my country, furniture sits on people!
"Hey Andy next time you should lock your windows."
The couch that has every pizza delivery number built in.
We have a matching Schlitz end table.
Just then, a wave came in and claimed their couch.
How did you get the squirrel to stay still like that? Uh oh.
It's not comfortable and it smells like ass, but it's a great conversation piece.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.