I bring a message from the human...
What're you looking at? No, really, you're eyes are doing something crazy and I have no idea what you're looking at.
Feels Good, Man
Child obesity is a bigger problem than I thought.
When I'm hot and sweaty, there's nothing I want more than warm, whole milk squeezed fresh from a random cow.
"Let me show you my moo-face."
3 boys and only 2 girls. Someone's going stag to prom.
Looking for funny shapes in clouds is just SO 2010.
Cow: So this is great, I love hearing about cruelty free restaurants.Chef: Yeah I really feel like I'm doing a good deed.Cow: Tell me about your menu.Chef: Well we have a great garden salad, a de …
Didn't even buy me a steak dinner first.
"After seeing this sign, I was determined to get an invisible cow hamburger."
"Live animal porn from the girls in the "road head" town"