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And it's that kind of behavior that got him banned from every Appleby's for 20 miles, and lost him his half price appetizers after 10 privileges.

From GavinPellitteri2011

Be still my beating heart! Sorry - I was referring to my palpatations. This is weird.

I don't agree with everything he says about the allegories present in the film, but I think we can all agree with his point that America is the greatest country of all time.

From BigHoward76

This is the most baller collection of iPhone cases I've seen outside of a mall kiosk.

"Ordinary natural phenomenon, or government conspiracy? Our unqualified, crackpot sources say the latter."

Man, it's like there are boring guys on every street these days.

They really shouldn't have hired Tim and Eric to direct the "Sailor Moon" feature film.

I might be worried if she didn't have a certificate proving she's mastered the egg float.

His greatest power is making girls disappear.

It'll be sad to see him leave YouTube after this season.

He's the Panasonic of guys who record themselves showing off their VCR collection.

He decided to go into politics after being rejected by the WWE. Same thing, right? They're both rigged. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

You know the old story, guy meets girl, guy falls in love with girl, guy tapes himself performing a nunchuck-infused tribal dance in full-on warpaint for girl, girl calls cops.

I bet this guy had a ruff time in high school.

She's right. I wouldn't want to run into her in real life.

She must be reading a book with an awesome guitar solo.

He'd shop online, but there's no place to get a good pretzel on the Internet.

Five bucks says his iPod isn't even on.

Legend has it Rep. Bob Etheridge is doomed to wander this Washington avenue for eternity, voting down bills and feasting on the blood of college students.

Someone needs to put a leash on him before he bites someone.