There's a reason why they don't feature Mr. Newton on the packaging.
None of the girls knew he was there. He just popped out of the hat.
Hell no, Elmo. To the basement of forgotten toys you go.
Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment.
"Your training is complete." - Pedobear
"Lady, you're scaring us!" - Bill Madision
Be still my beating heart! Sorry - I was referring to my palpatations. This is weird.
"Back in my day, you had to walk two miles in the snow--barefoot--just to get away from perverts."
"I just don't think she's capable of remembering to scrub behind her ears."
Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.