Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
D.A.D. yeah you know me.
Smart. Until dad posts "WTF Gary" on his boss's wall.
... then he realized it was his mother.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror.
Despite its lack of red or orange coloring, I've still decided to title the piece "Amber Alert."
"Then you will take my lovely Jenny back to my house afterwards and make out with her on the couch for 20- 25 minutes. I'll be watching to make sure..."
I guess that explains Mike's mom's triple bypass.
"JESSICA MUST GET OFF THE LAPTOP HER FATHER BOUGHT HER!!!!!" - Best Dad Ever
Don't you hate it when your dad embarrasses you when you're trying to get a picture with a really cool dead fish? (note the blood on her shirt. It belongs to her and she has to go to the hospital because the fish bit her).
"You remind me of your mother. Except your bust is slightly larger than hers."
My dad is cooler than your dad...
... if redneck Dad's wrote the future.
It's his fault for not teaching the kid how numbers work
The year after, she tried just getting him the Sport Pedicure. He was none too pleased.
It's the little fleshy things with mini stubs on the end that count.
She won't stop 'til she tastes the sweet nectar of his brainstem.
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