"Dating" Stuff (Page 3)

Get this girl some lube.

Gag her with a spoon, seriously.

If we work together, we can make the world a better place for sleeping with totally hot, rock and roll-looking people.

Nothing's "too much" when you have a credit card, right? Right? Oh god, I've made a huge mistake.

Can't get a date? Follow these simple rules and someone will probably slap you for being an old-fashioned misogynist.

Human evolution stops when the Nice Brothers offer dating advice to prehistoric man.

she brought it up

In the words of Adam Sandler, from the acclaimed period drama The Wedding Singer, love stinks.

Elementary dating with Mr. Bean. A classic.

It's a good thing that Emily is probably a terrible person, too.