"Dating" Video

Can't get a date? Follow these simple rules and someone will probably slap you for being an old-fashioned misogynist.

From thefilmarchived

Nothing's "too much" when you have a credit card, right? Right? Oh god, I've made a huge mistake.

Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.

From CH Staff

Lines are signs of sublime times.

From Jake and Amir

This advice is only for people in middle school. Sorry, creepy old men.

"Let's just be friends" is a nice way to tell someone that they're unattractive, but not so unattractive that you can't enjoy the frozen yogurt they bought for you.

From Alex Lewis

The kind of girl you really want to bring home to mom (if your mother is a therapist).

From hartmanncara

"You don't smell anything like your profile picture."

You should totally call her, as long as "her" is the police.

From Mixtape Volume One

He wants somebody to love. He needs somebody to love.

"And if none of these tips work, I recommend being very, very handsome or rich."

Lorne Michaels saw this and hired her immediately. He said the cast needed a girl that liked to spend a quiet evening on the couch.

This video is illegal in 26 of the 27 states in the European Union. (Bulgaria hasn't seen it yet)

Women are like puzzles. You just have to find the right words and they'll make out with you.

We imported a Japanese Wii, brought in a translator, asked a girl for advice, and we still can't figure out this game.

Best place to meet women: in the woods, by a stream.

Gag her with a spoon, seriously.

Let's remember back to a time when your creepy neighbor couldn't hide behind a fake picture online.

These guys will do anything for a girl's number... but will they live long enough to use them?

From Barats and Bereta

Human evolution stops when the Nice Brothers offer dating advice to prehistoric man.

From Adam & Trevor